Nick

United Kingdom

Landing in a spaceship in the early 1200's, he discovered that this planet was deep in thought about alien attack. Thus he disguised himself as a tree for 358 years. The original plan was 359 years a tree but he got bored after 358. He moved around the earth seeking magic and intelligence. He could find neither. A spell of deep sleep followed after he accidentally tripped over a frog while on the brink of discovering the cure of idiocy in the amazon rainforest in 1596. He awoke to the sounds of hospital nurses and screams. To his horror his spirit had been transfered into a gastly human being. This shock caused him to loose any form of recognisable speech for the next 2 years. He spent a relatively normal human life for the next 20ish years till he found an output for his unique gift of been insane and weird - the internet! The internet nor himself would ever be the same...as he set sights once again on world domination...oh crap, did i really say that? Uhhh....ignore that last bit please before he finds out that I wro...hey what are you doing with that branding iron..aaahh!!!

Current Residence: The land of dragons
Favourite photographer: me
Favourite style of art: surrealism and coolness
Operating System: Linux

www.surrealillusions.co.uk